Another reason to hate the Oscars

Where the hell are The Simpsons Movie, 300, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters?!

These are the only categories that matter to me. Winners are bolded.

Best Animated Feature
Persepolis
Ratatouille
Surf's Up

Best Music– Original Score
Atonement
The Kite Runner
Michael Clayton
Ratatouille
3:10 To Yuma

Best Animated Short Film
I Met The Walrus
Madame Tutli-Putli
Même Les Pigeons vont Au Paradis (Even Pigeons Go to Heaven)
My Love (Moya Lyubov)
Peter & The Wolf
(Sorry, didn't see any of these.)

Best Visual Effects
The Golden Compass
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Transformers

Best Original Screenplay
Juno
Lars and the Real Girl
Michael Clayton
Ratatouille BRAD BIRD!!!
The Savages

Special Achievement Award for Awesomeness
Transformers

Special Achievement Award for Anyone Whose Name Starts with Brad and Ends with Bird
Brad Bird

Yes, it's true. Ratatouille and Transformers are the only ones I saw on this list. But really, that's all you needed to see in 2007.

Screw the Oscars.

Jason